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May 9, 2008 - And now ladies and dicks I will step down for this month and let our dear friend/fan/asshole Nick "Cousin Stick" Sakkas handle the April Asshole List. Why did I do that? Because I'm an asshole that's why. And yeah, that just scored me points for May. Damn I'm good. Why do I even compete? On with the show. Take it away Stick:

5. The Greek Cousins - We are not talking about Astoria Greeks or Greeks from Greece who wear nothing but fig leaves. If it wasn’t for the Greeks, civilization, and some would argue religion, would not be where they are today. Growing up as little Greek children, the cousins were taught to respect the Church especially during Greek Easter. Unfortunately, they have violated their values and managed to make a mockery of their most important religious holiday.

The assholeness began on Greek Good Friday. Cousin Stick was supposed to be at church, joining the good Greeks of Astoria as they walked in the streets following some priests and icons. Instead he was at Phil Cardone’s surprise party getting loaded. At least he came outside to smoke a cigarette and watch them walk by. On Saturday the Greek Cousins actually went to Church. Stick went to church a little intoxicated. Bad move. Upon their arrival, Cousin Sam, Archie, and Stick decided to sit together. Instead of paying attention to the priest, they were practicing “Saint” gang signs, laughing, making fun of people, comparing the candles to the size of their sticks, complaining about the amount of times the money tray passed, texting, checking out girls, looking at their watches, and having volume 10 conversations. Needless to say, the evil eye was being flashed by all who were around them. To add to the disrespect of their sacred religious holiday, they invited a bunch of assholes to Greek Easter. The day consisted of games called ASS which resulted in a few arguments and whole bunch of bruises. The day also included eating a whole lamb and goat, drinking moonshine and wine, and gambling during a riveting game of Acey Deucy. Wonder why the dominant Ancient Greek civilization didn’t last?

1. The Band - (edt. note: A four way tie! I'm still #1 chumps!) For those of you who know these assholes, none of the following will surprise you. The behavior I am about to describe is indicative of 17 year old boys. These pansies have to assure themselves that they are actually men by constantly touching and staring at each others sticks! BBS should now stand for: Boy Ball Suckers!

Q: Which band in their right mind invites their fans to a listening party knowing full well in advance that their input is insignificant? A: BBS. These assholes put us through hell and we all know they are not going to take our feedback into consideration! We were subjected to listening to their horrible music over and over again while they were standing in the kitchen making enough noise to distract us. When they were in the listening room, they (Matt) ripped on their own music. We were asked to vote on the best of the worst. The instructions were written in some kind of English that only someone suffering from malnutrition and alcoholism could understand. There were at least five grammatical errors and none of it made sense. Oh it gets better. We were then instructed to fill out the sheet using crayons! That’s professional. Way to go out of the way to incur an expense for your so called fans that have probably spent hundreds going to your shows. Hey assholes, the dollar store is having a sale on #2 pencils. They are now 99 cents. Oh wait, they did get us pizza…from Politos! Are you kidding me? They are so cheap that Hank had to make his girlfriend slave over a sausage and peppers dish. Once again, thanks for appreciating your fans! While the sausages were delicious, these assholes still found a way to make a mockery of something good with the whole stick in bun routine. Way to degrade your girlfriend’s dish. They berate each other, threaten to quit the band, publicly state that they don’t like their own music, send rude text messages, argue over which songs to play, when to practice, when to show up to a show, when to move equipment (which they are always too drunk to do) and lie to their fans about the show times. No wonder BBS fans are always drunk! How else would we be able to put up with their shit?

Can’t wait for the Album Release Party! Yeah…that’s going to happen...2 months late and counting. ASSHOLES! -Cousin Stick

Well there you have it. Well played Cousin Stick. By all means if anyone would like to do a guest asshole list at any point feel free to let me know. It makes things exciting plus I'm tired of hearing people say, "Oh of course you're first. You do the list youself." Well now you can eat a dick. Even though I was tied by my band mates I still didn't lose the top spot so that's 5 months in a row dating back to January. More news next week...

-DC

May 7, 2008 - We want to thank everyone that came out to the Bitter End on Friday. We had our largest crowd to date in there and that's mainly because everyone seemed to bring people with them. The energy was electric and we fed off of it as usual. Keep spreading the word and get people down to the shows. It helps so much. It's a pleasure to play for such a responsive crowd. Hey, how come no one threw their draws on stage? Where the hell was Moose?

Dead Wrong Update: The mastering is just about complete and we will be sending the EP to the pressing plant. Now it's just a wait. I know. You've been waiting. At least you're not waiting for us now. It's only a matter of time kids. Only a matter of time...

And now for some digital BBS news: First off we now have Rusted Time digitally available on our MySpace page. Go there and check it out if you can. With the release of the new EP we're going to be doing a lot of new things. We're going to be launching a revamped webpage. You will see some slight changes; the most major being the elimination of the guest book. (sorry John Begg) More details on this to come. Also, all music will be available through itunes, rhapsody, napster, and other media outlets. We are going to have ringtones as well. Again I will have more information on all these changes as they develop. Stay tuned.

We're gearing up for our big gig out at Coyote Grill in June. For those of you who came last year you all know how much fun it is. We'll be playing tons of covers and originals outdoors on the deck. There will also be tons of drink specials. You don't want to miss it. Asshole list for April hopefully by week's end. Until then...

-DC